Introducing...
the robot in
the box fan.
Every kid who ever talked through a fan knows this machine. Now it has an input jack.
From the laboratories of UNTAMED AUDIO: a household electric fan, computed whole — one spinning rotor whose blades chop your signal into that voice, flutter it off the moving blades, and blow a little wind through everything. Not a fuzz, not a tremolo: a FAN.
Dial the SPEED like the switch on grandma's fan, pick your BLADES — three, four, or five, each a different robot — lean in with CLOSE, and pour it on with MIX.
Then the foot: HOLD the switch and the fan is UNPLUGGED. The rotor sags, the robot melts, the print on the pedal slows to a stop. Let go — the motor spools back up. The little lamp in the hub glows with the motor, and yes: the printed blades really spin.
- A real rotor with real inertia — speed changes SPOOL, never snap
- Three, four, or five blades: three growls, five purrs
- Smack the pedal. Card in the spokes. You remember how
- Too breezy? TAP THE HUB LAMP — the wind holds its breath
RUSH ME MY ROBO!
Untamed Audio · Dept. R-66 · The Internet
AU · Standalone for Mac & iPad — coming soon.
No salesman will call.
WORKING DEMONSTRATION MODEL — the knobs turn, the blades spin, the switch stomps. Hold it down to unplug the fan; tap the hub lamp to hush the wind.
FREE AUDITION RECORDS enclosed — press one:
Live demonstration: headphones advised — and try singing "I AM A ROBOT" into it once. Everyone does.
© 1966-ish Untamed Audio. Void where prohibited. Blades simulated. Actual product is software; do not put your finger in it. No fans were unplugged for long.